I think I need to apologize about the rant on Norton Anti-virus and their attempted theft of subscription time.
I now believe it very likely isn’t intentional – it could just be total incompetence!
Since uninstalling the product – and refusing to fill out the “why are you leaving us” survey that requires me to hand over all rights to use anything I say, along with the right to use my image, name, etc – I have been receiving these scary emails informing me in huge letters that I am not protected from every possible catastrophe, but that I can click a button to return to the fold and receive my protection for just $69.
That email has no opt-out provision.
Which could be against the CAN-SPAM act. I’m sure they would claim that it’s a tech alert/product warning and not a sales letter. Although I think a competent lawyer could ruin that claim any day of the week because of the “click here to buy” button.
So I contacted them to force them to remove me from their list.
And despite the fact that they were “experiencing higher than normal traffic loads,” I kept the chat window open for what seemed like 20 minutes before getting a response.
The support agent made some snafus – like asking me for the serial number of my product (uninstalled and therefore unavailable) and telling me he was sorry that I was having problems with my product – I wasn’t, and I had already informed him the problem was stopping the emails. In the end he told me he had eliminated my name from the email list and asked if he had fixed my problem. To which I said, “I don’t know – you say it’s fixed so I’ll take you at your word.”
I get an email moments later asking me if all was well or if I would like to email a supervisor.
Since no-one has ever acknowledged my charges of attempted theft, I sent an email with a link to my blog post where I explained the whole story. (See my blog post about
why I no longer am using Norton Antivirus).
That was three days ago.
This afternoon, my telephone rings with a caller ID that says 800 Service. I expect I’m about to be telemarketed, but instead find myself talking with a nice woman with an Indian accent. I can only assume it’s the middle of the night where she was, but I don’t know.
She goes through a spiel about how much they hope that I am happy with my experience with Norton and telling me that she had, in fact, removed me from any email lists that I was on.
And then it happened.
As she was closing the call, she informs me that the call might be recorded for training purposes.
My thoughts have now changed.
Dear Symantec. I apologize for saying you were trying to defraud me in regards to the time left on my subscription when I installed the next year’s product. Despite the fact that it happened two years running.
Telemarketing interfaces are incredibly easy to program. You display the comment you want your telemarketer to make, then provide buttons for the telemarketer to indicate what the called person said. Then you provide their next comment.
The part where the telemarketer says, “this call may be recorded” comes at the beginning – not the end! It’s to allow the person you called the right to opt out of the call – or at least to know that their words could come back to haunt them.
I now have come to believe that you can’t even program a simple telemarketing interface, let alone fix a bug in your program that costs customers up to 15% of their annual subscription service.
In fact, I now wonder how much protection you actually provide. Given the programming incompetence shown above, how could I expect you were actually qualified to offer protection from viruses in the first place? Perhaps that’s why my new protection found 5 viruses on it’s first scan.
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